Posted on Wednesday, 26 May 2010
Snape kills Dumbledore.
The dog dies.
Freddy comes back and kills that chick’s mom. Through a mirror.
you die.
Bruce Willis was dead all along
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern die.
THE TITANIC SINKS
THE COWBOYS ARE GAY.
ROSEBUD WAS A SLED
Jaws gets blown up.
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Her father is the werewolf :)
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They’re going to cancel Mean Girls 2 and fire all the goody goody Disney girls. Instead, they will make a reality show...
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School of Rock didn’t win the Battle of the Bands.
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Solent Green is made of people. They are the same person
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In transformers 2 Optimus Prime dies. so does Shia (for a bit)
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Jackie Earl Hailey castrates himself and the parents stay with their spouses and children!
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Snape promised Harry’s mom that he would protect him no matter what, so, snape was harry’s protector. and harry names...
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No one finds her body in The Lovely Bones
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Esther is a 33-year-old dwarf.
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Wolverine’s lover dies for real.
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they kill hitler
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Regina Georges gets hit by a bus
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Puss in Boots is HELLA FAT and the dragon seduces Donkey and eats him.
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He had her at “hello”
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Jim Carey is the guy that wrote the book about the number 23. The story told in the book is actually about his college...
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Tyler Durden is narrators split personality.
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the t-rex eats the velociraptors and they escape to saftey.
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Aliens were behind everything.
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Spiderman dies, and is then reincarnated as the cow playing in Bubble boy.
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Well I won’t tell you...the movie by Nicolas Sparks so
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Tyler Durden is his alter-ego, and controls him whilst he sleeps.
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nicole kidman and her kids were the ghosts all along.
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Spongebob becomes manager.
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